
Greeting

Normally
one always mentions her first. In
this “chapter” however he get’s
mentioned first, because he is
usually the one, who makes the first steps.
This
is “ritterlich = knightly", as it makes things easier for the lady.
Who greets
whom?
He greets her.
Younger ones
greet elder ones.
Those,
who come, greet those, who were already there.
After
having greeted someone, one shakes hands. He
waits for her to reach out her hand. The younger one waits
for the hand of the older one to be reached out.
Staying seated?
He always stands up,
if he greets someone!
She normally stays seated. Young
ladies however stand up to greet (remarkably!…) elder ladies -
usually ladies “aren’t” older however ... - Accordingly it’s
probably better to say: stand up for ladies you get to know as mothers or grandmothers of your friends.
Handshake
and “Handkuss”
Gloves get pulled off before you shake hands.
Never shake
hands and don’t look into the other one’s eyes. This is one of the most
typical cases in which impoliteness appears as a lack of self confidence!
Unfortunately the hand-kiss has become problematic. It is no
longer a usual way of greeting. Ladies, who’d like it, can show this by the
way how they reach out their hand. In every case the hand does not
really get kissed, not get touched with the mouth! -
It is a gesture of respect, one could even say of worship, not a way
to get sexually closer to someone! Therefore this respect should not be shown
to one lady and not to another one as well.
- If a lady doesn’t get
greeted first, she shouldn’t look for a hand-kiss, which another lady hasn’t
received as well ... - Accordingly it just harbours many risks of
misunderstandings nowadays. - Well, unfortunately! …
One thing has however changed to the better: In the past one said,
that one shouldn’t greet young girls with a hand-kiss. This appears as
nonesense today! If girls, can already smooch with someone in public while
they chew their bubblegum, they can also already get a hand-kiss ...
Saying
good bye
Here
we find the same rules. She says good bye
to him … and so on.
Those,
who leave, say good bye to those, who stay.
However
you only shake hands if you already know each other quite well.
On the
phone:
If one doesn’t know, who’s calling, one says one’s name!
The other one should get to know who she or he is talking to, instead of having
to ask. – Greeting in specific ways, like “guten Morgen = good morning”
or “guten Abend = good evening” appears always sophisticated. –
First impression! …
“Fräulein”
The German “Fräulein” has burned itself into the memory of the
American people. - No wonder, German Fräuleins can be soo
“hot“ … - No, this pun wasn’t really good! … - So quickly back to
the word “Fräulein”: It means “Miss” or actually “little lady”, but became
something like a name for young female Germans. In Europe the word has
almost been wiped out however. - But who cares for Europe!!! … -
It is one of the great advantages of German-American lifestyle,
that Americans still use it!!!: Fräulein! -
However one should not use it to talk to a young lady, you don’t know: Saying “Hello, Fräulein” is awfully
primitive!!! - She is a lovely Fräulein and she
get’s called Fräulein in the Combination with her name: “Fräulein Germerika”.
That’s it. - No, not yet completely: Let US use it once more: Fräulein! - this word is soo
enchanting!
Getting
to Know people
In the
German culture there are two different approaches to do this politely: “Vorstellen
= introducing” and “Bekannt machen = making acquainted”.
Vorstellen:
He gets “vorgestellt = introduced” to her!
Younger ones get introduced to elder ones. In this case also younger ladies to elder men.
The
new one gets introduced to those, who already knew each other.
„Germerika,
may I introduce Mr. Hecker to you.”
It’s
correct for him to ask an already known person to introduce him to
those, he doesn’t know yet:
“May I
ask you to introduce myself to your pretty friend/ the lady?”
“May I
ask you to introduce myself to your wife, Mr. Y, Sir?”
“May I
introduce my girlfriend X to you, Mr.Y, and ask you to introduce us to your
wife?”
Bekannt
machen:
The
following kinds of people get “bekannt gemacht = made acquainted” to
each other:
Gentleman
of the same age
Ladies
of the same age
Equally
old couples
Introducing
oneself:
You should
expect from others that they introduce you!
If the
circumstances make it necessary to introduce yourself nonetheless, you
say: “May I introduce myself to
you? - Germerika.”
Once
unmarried people would have been expected to say their first names and
their surnames. Today however this appears rather like an anachronism.
Teenagers should however follow this rule, if they have to introduce
themselves to parents. However they actually should always be
introduced (vorgestellt) in such a case!
After the Introduction/ Vorstellung/ Bekanntmachung
Actually
he greets with a bow, while she just let’s her head sink a bit. Today
however the male version appears strange under usual circumstances.
Different
military units have already had different rules for this in the past.
HECKER’S SPECIAL HINT
Sniffing
at someone (especially on the back side!) is usual among dogs. Humans however
should urgently let it be! …
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